Funny

B: Once a lightbulb blew up
S: It landed on a poor pup
B: The pup was killed
B: Then it was grilled
S: We diddn't eat it for lunch but for sup

S: There once was an alien named Rick
B: One day he became very sick
S: He puked out his guts
B: He went completely nuts
S: That's what happens when your brain is a brick

S: There once was a boy who ate too much
B: He couldn't walk but he broke every crutch
S:  He weighed a ton
B:  He couldnt run
S: And so he was used as a dike by the Dutch

S: There was a Mom
B: Who had a pom pom
S: She was very nice
B: And fed us live mice
S: But if we were bad then she ignited the bomb