Body parts

S There once was an ear named Fred
B One night he did not want to go to bed
S So he had a big fit
S He kicked and he hit
S Till his eardrum burst and then he was dead

B There once was an eye named James
S He liked to play silly games
B With his mean brother
S And his nice mother
B They could see but they didn't have brains

Body Organs

B There once was a heart named Blue
S Pumping blood was all he could do
B One day he exploded
B then he imploded
S His host died without a clue

B There once was a liver named Bob
S Filtering blood he did a bad job
B The blood turned to crud
B and then into mud
S Luckily his host was part of the mob

Complete Nonsense

B Once when Bronson was watching TV
S After a while he began to see
B That it was inappropriate so he turned it off
S He went upstairs to drink some broth
B He kissed his mom making her happy

S Way way out in outer space
B There is a huge alien race
S They have gigantic brains
B They explode when it rains
S Because they have no Face

Spiritual

B One day we were having family night
S We were learning about what was right
B We learned about the Saviour
S His example and behaviour
B And how he will rise in the light

Funny

B: Once a lightbulb blew up
S: It landed on a poor pup
B: The pup was killed
B: Then it was grilled
S: We diddn't eat it for lunch but for sup

S: There once was an alien named Rick
B: One day he became very sick
S: He puked out his guts
B: He went completely nuts
S: That's what happens when your brain is a brick

S: There once was a boy who ate too much
B: He couldn't walk but he broke every crutch
S:  He weighed a ton
B:  He couldnt run
S: And so he was used as a dike by the Dutch

S: There was a Mom
B: Who had a pom pom
S: She was very nice
B: And fed us live mice
S: But if we were bad then she ignited the bomb