Waiting for the girls after swim lessons

S We swam in the pool today
B Dad I don't want to do this OK
S It was lot's of fun
B Dad just go for a run
S Where are the girls we need to get on our way

Bronson got me on this one.  After his first line I was like "ok that's fine we don't have to".  He said "Dad that was my line".  HA

A really unlucky fall

B I broke my arm when I fell down
S I fell into a lake I hope I don't drown
B I can't swim because of my arm
S I think the water will do me harm
B And now my vision is fading to brown

Piano Truth!

S Bronson plays the black and white keys
B While thinking about the egyption curse of the exploding donkeys
S He plays very well
B While eating a pistachio shell
S I wonder if he would focus better if we said PLEASE

Bronson and I do a new Limmirick at night when I put him to bed, many times they make no sense but this one was spot on.  Bronson is very good at the piano but it is a constant struggle for his Mom to keep him on task and focused without him pausing to think about ancient Greeks, Egyptions or Romans or wandering off to eat something.......  He keeps us on our toes, what a unique, great boy!

Body parts

S There once was an ear named Fred
B One night he did not want to go to bed
S So he had a big fit
S He kicked and he hit
S Till his eardrum burst and then he was dead

B There once was an eye named James
S He liked to play silly games
B With his mean brother
S And his nice mother
B They could see but they didn't have brains

Body Organs

B There once was a heart named Blue
S Pumping blood was all he could do
B One day he exploded
B then he imploded
S His host died without a clue

B There once was a liver named Bob
S Filtering blood he did a bad job
B The blood turned to crud
B and then into mud
S Luckily his host was part of the mob

Complete Nonsense

B Once when Bronson was watching TV
S After a while he began to see
B That it was inappropriate so he turned it off
S He went upstairs to drink some broth
B He kissed his mom making her happy

S Way way out in outer space
B There is a huge alien race
S They have gigantic brains
B They explode when it rains
S Because they have no Face

Spiritual

B One day we were having family night
S We were learning about what was right
B We learned about the Saviour
S His example and behaviour
B And how he will rise in the light